Destiny 2 Warmind “Review” Poem

Here’s a Warmind review in poem form,

It will be quick so you can get back to porn.

There’s a new hunter, her name is Ana Bray,

She doesn’t do much, but you can imagine she’s gay.

Rasputin is back and he’s still Russian,

Turns out he’s the one that caused Facebook’s corruption.

The Suros returns, oh what joy!

I wonder what other reused assets they’ll deploy.

The campaign is short and reuses strikes,

Just save your money, maybe spend it on the tykes.

The ice hive aren’t special, except how they shatter,

Sorry to take the piss out of the DLC, I had a full bladder.

I'm not here to be your puppet.

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